December 2011
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
ofmiceandsemen:
my favorite part of listening to music is siNGING THE GUITAR PARTS
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
butthurtbandboys:
CHELSEA CHELSEA TELL ME YOU LO-
Dear All Time Low,
dailydirtywork:
Thank you so fucking much…
I can’t get a fucking boyfriend
because my standards are too goddamn high.
joshfranbutthurtschi:
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
nothing because every boy i love is actually a grown man in a band who has no idea about my existence
no one: wow i really like you
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
Watchdolphinkid45:
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
butthurtbandboys:
we are the kids your parents warned you about says a group of teenagers who never leave the house and cry over bands
When you're starving and your parents ask you what...
lolsofunny:
me: mum, i'm so in love with my boyfriend
mum: really? i can't wait to meet him
me: me too
1. What is your best friends name? I have a lot of best friends
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Peach? It’s near to pink and orange and flesh
3. What are you listening to right now? Christmas with you- Artist Vs. Poet
4. Whats your favorite number? Right now? 24.
5. What was the last thing you ate? Rice an chicken. That was lunch.
6. If you were a crayon what color would you...